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My name rhymes with "Lisa," I live in Midland, Texas, because it's warm and the mortgage is cheap, and of course this is my natural hair color. Of course! The EGE--The Ever-Gorgeous Earl--is my husband of 35 years. I have the best job in the world because I get to call up artists and ask them nosy questions and then write about them. I also stitch, podcast, blog, and then, in my spare time, do it all some more.

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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Just Shoot Me. Please.

I used to have the editor on speed dial.
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I finally gave up.
[This was on the front page of today’s Midland Reporter Telegram. ]

8 comments:

Willa said...

that is so funny!
and I needed a laugh.
thanks

Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

:-)

I see this and I'm so relieved I retired from teaching.

I don't even need Prevacid any longer.

Kelly Kilmer said...

Oy.

mo said...

well, ok, let's not talk about the elephant in the middle of the room then.

(the large curved white thing in the picture. or is it just me? lol)

Ricë said...

whoa! it does look rather, mmm, peculiar, doesn't it? i hadn't noticed. it's actually this toothless old redneck guy's dog: he's lifting its leg (the white thing) and rotating it to show the tumor caused by The Bad Water that erin brockovich is coming to fix.

or something. but it IS a leg. i swear.

blue bird said...

Doubly sad that the article is blunted by horrible writing, considering that the well water contamination problem is really not funny. I suppose a less small town, more scientific approach might yield results though. Where my parents live water that was once potable is no longer, and when the Texas Gov't scientists came out to test said water, they blamed the problem, once upon a time when it was raining quite a bit, on too much rain.

Apparently nature has a habit of polluting itself. Never mind that many of the oil wells from the 80's bust so long ago wound up abandoned and uncapped.

Again, too bad the aw shucks tone of the piece makes it seem more like a lost bit of script from Raising Arizona.

Ricë said...

"too much rain"? surely they were joking, if gov't scientists even know how to do that.

Warty Mammal said...

My husband used to be night editor of a small town newspaper. He could tell you stories.

How About a Little Music?