My name rhymes with "Lisa,"
I live in Midland, Texas, because it's warm
and the mortgage is cheap,
and of course this is my natural hair color. Of course!
The EGE--The Ever-Gorgeous Earl--is my husband of 35 years.
I have the best job in the world
because I get to call up artists
and ask them nosy questions
and then write about them.
I also stitch, podcast, blog, and then, in my spare time, do it all some more.
OMG! The animal dialogue going on there was hi-freakin'-larious:
DOG:Hey hey hey!!! WAAAY too personal, buddy! CAT: Geez! Sorry. It was an accident. D: Accident, my ass. C: Really, I didn't mean anything! You had a spot there. D: Uh-huh. I'm moving way over here, Personal Space Invader. C: What? I swear -- D: Whatever. Freak.
yo lisa lisa, you're FABULOUS! come live next door to me.
oh, wait: we've discussed this already. you're procreating. ah, well. let's say in, oh, about 18 years, when you've got them squared away at hawh-vawhd?
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Perhaps getting just a little bit too personal?
Or maybe finding a very sensitive place...
Cat tongues can be very rough.
That is hilarious! And I had the same thought,cat tongues are like sandpaper.
One of my cats had a surefire way of waking me up in the morning, she'd like my eyelids.
OMG! The animal dialogue going on there was hi-freakin'-larious:
DOG:Hey hey hey!!! WAAAY too personal, buddy!
CAT: Geez! Sorry. It was an accident.
D: Accident, my ass.
C: Really, I didn't mean anything! You had a spot there.
D: Uh-huh. I'm moving way over here, Personal Space Invader.
C: What? I swear --
D: Whatever. Freak.
yo lisa lisa, you're FABULOUS! come live next door to me.
oh, wait: we've discussed this already. you're procreating. ah, well. let's say in, oh, about 18 years, when you've got them squared away at hawh-vawhd?
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