Only I don’t actually know what that signifies, and I loathe beer beyond all other beverages except Dr. Pepper. Beer = dog pee, and Dr. Pepper = sweetened prune juice. At least to me. How about y’all?
Anyway. I’d like to also be able to say, “Good riddance to AT&T,” but there’s, um, you know: Skippy. AKA, the iPhone. You love the iPhone, you put up with AT&T. It’s kind of like falling in love with some fabulously hot babe and then having to spend the rest of your life dealing with her totally screwed-up delinquent slacker of a scumbag kid, you know?
Anyway, so I came home last night and checked the phone to make sure they’d shut it off (and weren’t still charging me for it), and it was deader than dead. One less little irritation. Yay!
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I actually love Dr Pepper, though I absolutely can't stand beer. I don't think I've ever had prune juice, though, so I guess it's hard to make a comparison, though I've heard that a couple of times before.
I'm sorry, but I stopped reading after the "I can't stand beer or Dr Pepper" part....are you *positive* you're a Texan?
My mom--and other folks--used to do this thing where they'd put Dr Pepper into a pot on low heat, and let it simmer down, then drink it...coffee-like substance or predecessor to crack?? Mind you, this was 25-30 years ago.
As for beer....
oooh, cynjon--that made my teeth ache. and my throat close up. eeeee.
beer--well, to me it smells just like dog piss, and i used to work for a vet and clean kennels. i figure beer and wine are just the same but entirely different, and you love one or the other. i like to drink out of an actual glass and have it with food that tastes good with it. beer? out of a can with one foot propped up on the bumper of your truck.
and, shhhhhhh: i'm actually from a-r-k-a-n-s-a-s. don't tell: if i'd stayed, i'd be drinking moonshine out of a mason jar and think merlot was the name of some fancy fish.
Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup to me...
I love wine AND beer (although not the sort you drink out of a can anywhere near a pickup truck).
It's almost impossible to live in Portland OR, and not appreciate a good, hearty micro brew - in fact there may be some sort of a law about that!
I think I've actually heard about the Mandatory Worshipping of the Micro-brew Law, indeed.
But how does it SMELL?
there is a rumor.. I pray it is true..that verison may get the iPhone contract in October.......
I hate Dr. Pepper and I'm not too fond of beer, probably because I drank so much of it in college.
I don't know how it compares to dog pee though as I've never tried that particular beverage.
i'm a beer snob (again it's that Portland thing!). Can't stand Budweiser and especially any brew with the word "lite" on the label.
Micro brews are a whole 'nother thing - they can be spicy, malty, crisp, citrus-y, hearty, bitter, smooth, chocolaty...in short, lots of flavors, aromas (good ones, no dog pee!), and gorgeous colors too. For a summer brew, Trader Joe's Hefeweizen is one of my faves.
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