The Absolute Best Line All Day Long

My god, you people have given me a fabulous day. Susan in Seattle started me off this morning with the wedding video, which literally made tears stream down my cheeks. I would have married that woman TWICE, just for her laugh alone. Wouldn’t you?

And then Dora ends my day with the Absolute Best Line Ever:

“At first, I just thought it was an ugly child, but when I saw the cloven hooves. . .”

I love y’all, I really do. Thank you so much.

Jesus. I’ll never go to sleep now. In the middle of the night, I’ll wake myself up, snickering, going, “At first, I just thought it was an ugly child, but bwahahahahaha!”