OMG. I'm Dyin' Here.

OK, so not back to work quite yet. I was reading email and followed a link (Note to Self: You know better, fool) and found myself at #damnyouautocorrect. This is the hardest I've laughed in months. I have tears rolling down my face and will never, ever, be able to hear the word "platypus" again without falling on the floor. Go immediately.

Wait! Not immediately! First, go pee. Then finish that cup of coffee and set the mug somewhere else.

Ready? Got some tissue for blowing your nose? OK. Now go here.