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My name rhymes with "Lisa," I live in Midland, Texas, because it's warm and the mortgage is cheap, and of course this is my natural hair color. Of course! The EGE--The Ever-Gorgeous Earl--is my husband of 35 years. I have the best job in the world because I get to call up artists and ask them nosy questions and then write about them. I also stitch, podcast, blog, and then, in my spare time, do it all some more.

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Friday, May 13, 2011

I Do Not Believe This

Seriously. I don't. Blogger bit the big one yesterday, apparently. I had this post, complete with PHOTOGRAPHS, and it said it saved it several times during the process of writing it. And then Blogger stopped working and kept giving with the "so, so sorry" message, and so I figured, well, hey: I'd pick up where I left off with the draft today, add the rest of the photos, and publish."

Silly, silly me. Blogger ate it all. Every bit of it. The text, the photos, everything. I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how grouchy this makes me.

Sigh. (Yes, I just heaved a giant sigh.)
OK. Let me see how much of this I feel like re-creating.

It was about the re-making of the thrifted jacket. I bought a Flax linen jacket from Goodwill. It was a hideous grey-green--I didn't take photos of it before I dyed it, but this is what it looked like after:
 No, this photo is after dyeing, too--it was even uglier than THIS. Whoa.
I liked the back detail and kept it. Also the soft pockets in the front. Everything else had to go.

Here's a more accurate color:
It was truly hideous, and it came with (I'm sorry I have to say this to you) elastic-waisted slacks. Oh. My. God. It was a postively geriatric pant suit.

So first I dyed it, and then I cut off (not ripped out, but just cut off) the collar and sleeves:

Opened up the side seams:
And then I started playing around. I told y'all I bought a bunch of linen blend fabric--much of it Mystery Blend, since it didn't say what was blended with the linen and the women at the fabric store had no clue. I did a burn test and decided it must be cotton. I bought all they had of several colors--it was $1.98 a yard, and it was colors I knew I could dye.

The inspiration for all of this began with Bryn Walker stuff at Dillard's. Go here to see the line--the flash player won't let me save the photos to upload here. I also did that thing everyone else has been doing for years but which never occurred to me until Zom did it, wherein you take the clothes and your cell into the dressing room and try stuff on and take photos of it. See?

Now, the problem is that while I love this stuff, I don't like it. I don't like the color (white, pastel pink, taupe-ish). I don't like the shape (too boxy, and what's up with those big things on the hips?). I don't like the ruffles on the sleeves. I don't like the price (every single piece I've seen is $98, like it comes from the "Everything's $98!" store).

In fact, I wasn't really sure what I *do* like. I think it's the layering possibilties, the drape-iness, the asymetricality. The possibilities.

So I started playing around. This is what it looked like after I did a phone conference and came back to the studio:
Notice she's only pretending to be asleep.
I moved her, and she pouted the rest of the afternoon. Because she's such a good kitten, she hardly ever gets told not to do something, so being picked up and moved was a new experience for her. (Usually when she gets picked up--when we can slow her down long enough to hold her--she gets petted and cooed at. Gah.)

OK. So then I didn't take any more photos because it was a mess and I was jazzed and I didn't want to leave the right-brain mode to do the left-brain taking-of-photos. So now you just get to see the finished piece. Well, almost finished--I made a big fabric rose last night--I may add snaps so I can switch it out with other embellishments. Or not. I don't know. I'd like to add some more pockets, including a dedicated iPhone pocket. But for right now, this is it. I'm making another one today--another base garment, lighter-weight linen, but much the same style, as I wore this to Starbucks last night and LOVE it so much, I want dozens in every color and every weight of linen. Also silk. Silk: now THERE'S something I'm afraid to tackle.

Here you go. (I'm sitting here thinking, "Geez, I hope Zom doesn't yell at me for not taking more process shots. Yikes!")
 To get this effect on the sides, I discovered (I go to Dillard's, our only option here, and check out how stuff is made) you sew a square into the side seams. The size of the square determines the length of the point.
 The gathered part in front is shortest in the middle and then tapers to meet the length of the inset sideseam square.

 In the back, it tapes to a point in the middle. It's kind of long, but the tip of the point can be knotted, which is also cool (we tried it--as long as you don't sit on the big hulkin' knot, you're fine).


I can think of lots of ways to change things a little, which of course will happen as I make more, since of course I didn't have a pattern or take any notes while I was making this. It's a giant pain in the butt because all the seams are finished on the inside--double-folded and stitched. Looks lovely, won't ravel, made me gnash my teeth.

Back to the studio--when I reallyreallyreally want to get something done in a day, I'll tell The EGE, as he's walking out the door, that I'm going to have something finished by the time he gets home. He couldn't care less what I do all day long, but saying it out loud means I'll actually work on it, rather than sitting here in front of the monitor all day long.

Thanks for coming by! XO

27 comments:

mimi said...

I really wanted to comment on your creativity essay you just did which also apparently got trashed by blogger. WAH

Lisa Gallup said...

I seriously LOVE this!! So many possibilities to dress it up or down! :D

Judah Noah said...

Hmn....I think you need to attach the outer ends of the squars/flaps to wristcuffs, then run around shouting "Super Riiiiiiice!"

Of course, being Midland, you could end up arrested, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me.

celeste said...

absolutely love! and am inspired to go through my closet and rip and dye and sew like crazy! bored, bored, bored with my clothes!
and yes. i too am frustrated with blogger...two of my longish posts are gone!! ack~!

heather noye said...

bloggers home page says they are working to restore all the missing posts.

Judy said...

Very cool!

Like mimi, I was in the middle of reading your creativity post last night, put it by the bedside, and then poof it was gone! ARGH!!!!!

xo

Anhelo said...

I've been with blogger since early 2000s and this is maybe the 3rd time they eat my posts. But that's how technology works. I've tried worse blogging interfaces. Way WORSE. I'm sticking with B. I also wanna upcycle my clothes soon, I'm SO BORED. Do you have any tutorials for dyeing?

Jeannie said...

Rice, this is fabulous! I tend not to be a ruffle girl, but this may change that!

Ricë said...

Thanks!

Yes, Anhelo, there's a 3-part video tutorial on YouTube I did a couple years ago. (I'm hurrying out the door; sorry no link).

Zom said...

Omigod, omigod, it is FABULOUS!!!
Yes, I am shouting, flapping my arms, the whole nine yards. I have downloaded all the photos because I have to make my own version!
I love it!

i am going to study it. I am going to try to get my reconstructed dresslet a bit further today.

I am so excited by what you have created!

(Do you think we will be arrested for taking photos in dressing rooms?)

mrsc said...

I enjoy reading your blog, Rice, not only for all the creative information you share but also for your astute and sensitive observations and opinions . I also appreciate your thoughtful and precise use of language and acknowledgement of it's power. Because of this I was surprised that you chose the word "geriatric" to express all that you found wrong with the pantsuit you were altering. Sadly It seems that it is still acceptable to stereotype and ridicule old people. Most of the time this is done quite unconsciously. I'm sure that this is the case this time .
regards, Linda

Zom said...

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Rice! Where are the process photos!? Bad Rice.

Ricë said...

Yes, Linda, I said exactly what I meant: this was a pantsuit designed for old women. As you know, I'm a huge fan of Ari Seth Cohen's AdvancedStyle.blogspot.com, and perhaps you heard me mention Ilona in the podcast he and I did together. Ilona is in her 90's, and I'm guessing you couldn't have paid her any amount of money to wear this pantsuit. I'd be willing to bet none of the other fabulously dressed regulars on Ari's blog, all of them in their 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's, could be coerced into wearing something so pathetically geared to what designers (young, hip, painfully cool) believe are the wants and needs of people past 50. Which, of course, includes me.

Jude said...

Oh, wow! That turned out great really great. And I love your idea on telling your honey your plans for the day as a way to get you going.

mrsc said...

Hi Rice, I understand what you were saying but weather or not some people of any age would wear this particular type of pantsuit has nothing to do with the way in which the term "geriatric" was used. If you said exactly what you meant then
the way " geriatric'" was used changed it from a neutral adjective to a generalized pejorative comment . You wouldn't say "it was a positively homosexual pantsuit" or "It was a positively people of color pantsuit" so why is "It was a positively geriatric pantsuit" ok? As I said I feel that old people are one of the last groups of people that it is assumed to be ok to continue to stereotype and ridicule merely because they are old. I feel that to use "geriatric" as a negative, descriptive term in this context perpetuates these harmful stereotypes. language is a slippery and powerful thing as you well know. maybe we are just talking past each other?
Thank you for your response.
Good evening.
Linda

Ricë said...

Thank you, Zom. I knew I could count on you. You're in my head now.

If I could just figure out a way for you to label/tag all my posts for me (like you're not doing anything else; yeah, right), I'd be golden!

Ricë said...

And, Zom, when you make yours, we'll get to see MORE PHOTOS, because you rock (I really did get the idea of dressing room photos from you. And, well, from a niece photographing her inappropriate prom garment choices). Cannot WAIT to see what you do with it--

Ricë said...

Judah, I LOVE this visual! I'm going to do it. I need the Wonder Woman Power Bracelets, too~~

Barbara L. said...

Have you ever checked out BlueFishclothing.com for inspiration and very expensive clothing? I have a few gifted pieces from some very good sales.

Ricë said...

Yes, I used to lust after Blue Fish. Odd, but I don't love it any more. I wonder why? Maybe I need to spend some time looking at it.

Pattie @ Olla-Podrida said...

We all got screwed by Blogger yesterday, alas, but glad to see that you're back and able to post about this fab redo! Who knew old lady clothes could look so cool? I'm going to have to go through my closet and give everything a good think. ;-)

Alyice Edrich said...

I've learned a long time ago to always right the good stuff on my computer, saving along the way, then pasting into blogger.

Now mind you, I sometimes forget, especially when I think it'll be a quickie post I won't much care about later.

But this is the first time for me, that I've experienced a problem with blogger.

Luckily, I had my article backed up and it was just a matter of reinserting it.

Carla said...

Rice, Your show and tell are just brilliant, as I have such an interest in deconstructing some wearables for myself and I get a bit intimidated trying to think through the process. I adore your ensemble and must give it a go now! Thanks for linking to other ways of getting me to where I need to be. Taking photos in the dressing room....(heart)! I hope you post any future clothing re-do's..xo

Kathryn Usher said...

It's a wonderful garment!

I lost a post in the Blogger problem but it wasn't a long one. But I did lose comments.

The whole ordeal made me realize non of my posts on Blogger are backed up and when I posted about it on my Facebook page, a friend of mine told me this "There's an import/export tool in the settings of your blog." So you can use that to back up all your posts. OMG more work!

Bren said...

I am just amazed by the finished product, I never would have dreamt it came from such humble beginnings! Having no sewing skills, your ability to recreate, reinvent cloths just leaves me shaking my head in wonder. good on you!

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