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My name rhymes with "Lisa," I live in Midland, Texas, because it's warm and the mortgage is cheap, and of course this is my natural hair color. Of course! The EGE--The Ever-Gorgeous Earl--is my husband of 35 years. I have the best job in the world because I get to call up artists and ask them nosy questions and then write about them. I also stitch, podcast, blog, and then, in my spare time, do it all some more.

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Monday, August 15, 2011

The Really Dorky Dress, But Not Any More

Here's just for you, my little chickadees! I thought about y'all when I bought this dress this weekend. Really! I bought it because I knew I could show you how easy it is to do stuff like this, filling your life with delight and your closet with cool stuff.

So I'd been eyeing this dress at Dillards. I tried it on weeks ago and realized its total dorkiness and figured that, sooner or later, it would go on clearance. Who's going to buy something that fits like this? I mean, really:
Well, except for me. Who looks good in something like this? The waist is too high, but not high enough to be flattering. It makes even me look dumpy. I think the only women who would look good in this would be very curvaceous on top with a tiny, tiny waist. Maybe no ribs.

But the skirt part! I loved it--the color (well, except for that black--what's up with that? It looks like I've been doing automotive maintenance tasks while wearing this), the fullness, the thin, breezy fabric (very cool, meaning "not sticky-sweaty hot").

I could have pondered this for days, but The EGE was ready to take photos and asked if I were going to do this or what, so I just jumped in and grabbed the scissors and Just Cut It. Yikes! My mother used to marvel that I would do this; she would think about things for days, weeks, months, then measure, mark, pin. That makes me nuts, even though I usually *do* let it sit in the back of my mind for longer than this. I can't measure. No notes. No pins! Well, not on something like this (I *am* learning the value of Using Many Pins, but that's another thang altogether from the cutting).

But it turned out fine--nothing unraveled (because, duh, it's not knit) and it fits fine.
I don't know if I'll keep the top part--the jury's still out on this:
I'm not sure how I might wear it--certainly not as a tiny little top by itself. Maybe as a vest thing, like in this photo, but somehow not so dorky-ish? I don't know.

But the skirt is as cool as I imagined it would be:
This morning I'm whipstitching, very loosely, the cut edge to the inside. I'm not going to fuss over this--it was cheap ($24, which is slightly over my limit but a fraction of the original price, which was $70), and if it does something wonky (starts to fray too much), I can work on it later. For now, I'm going to wear it. I LOVE the fullness and--best of all: GORES.

I ♥♥ Gores!

So keep this in mind the next time you find something you almost love at a price you can't resist (think thrift stores, garage sales, estate sales). If it's cheap enough and it fits, you can make it into something you love with very little fuss. And that's always a great thing--and a great feeling, knowing it's really yours~~

XO

18 comments:

Anhelo said...

AW I liked the whole dress better! But I mean, it's not even my dress. :P

Rani said...

Wonderful! And I think you should keep the top...perhaps a black tee under? I think it'd look pretty cool paired with a pair of jeans, some fun black earrings, etc. You're such an inspiration, Rice (sorry there's not umlaut above the "e"...couldn't figure out how to get it there!).

Ricë said...

Rani, never worry about the ë--it's no big deal. Anhelo, you need to get a friend in the states to check their local Dillards for you--I'm thinking these are going to go even cheaper before autumn.

Ricë said...

Because I looked online for you--they don't have them there, alas.

Angie in AZ said...

GORGEOUS! The skirt is soooo much better than the dress! LOVE that print and fabric. All my colors. I love the idea of cutting it off into a skirt. I'm gonna' be lookin' around now.

Carole said...

Dorky dress + talented woman = amazing skirt!!!!

Rebecca said...

Ooh, love it as a skirt!

Jeannie said...

It looks so much better as a skirt. Now the top I see you sewing some full gauzy fabric to the bottom for a peasant like top. Thanks for showing me how it is done!

peggy gatto said...

There is a gypsy in your soul!!!

pat said...

I love your new skirt. Give the top to neighbor child.

Jude Ongley-Mowris said...

oh yeah...wear the top with a black tee, long sleeved this winter....but add some dangly beads across the bottom. The world needs more beads!
(hey)Jude

Anhelo said...

They don't have them where? Sorry, I got lost.

anna maria said...

Definitely cool! Don't know if it just looks that way, but it seems that by cutting it the skirt part became longer, which makes it even more soft and floaty. You are brilliant!

Ricë said...

Anhelo--sorry about that: I meant that if you really like the dress, maybe someone could find it in a Dillards for you, but I checked online and they don't have them.

Ricë said...

Yes, Anna Maria, it DID become longer. The waist was up under my armpits before; now it's just the elastic band, low on my hips (I hate stuff around my actual (very high) waist. I'm really, really pleased with how this turned out--I feel emboldened! I keep telling y'all it's almost impossible to screw it up, but somewhere in the back of my mind, I'm still sometimes chicken!

Mary said...

You may have just convinced me to hack away at some of my clothes.........

Wenz said...

That skirt demands that you twirl regularly throughout the day! As for thrift shopping - check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCIqZOUPS_g

Ricë said...

Ah, yes, Thrifting with Debra. You can listen to my podcast with her by following the link over in the sidebar and going to the archives. We tried to figure out a way to meet up last summer in NYC, but it didn't work out, alas. It would have been SUCH fun to do a thrifting movie together!

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