Except when Holly sends me somewhere, because somehow she always knows exactly what's going to set me off. As she did this morning, when she sent me here, to Engrish.com. (There's an adult section of the site where you can see how The F-Word is a favorite of people around the world, with nary a care about its function in a sentence. Subject? No problem! Verb? Sure! Adjective? Why not!)
These two made me laugh until I had tears running down my cheeks, which I probably shouldn't tell you but should just keep to myself, lest I ruin your impression of me as someone very adult and sophisticated. You did think that, right? Of course you did.
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I love the Hurted Ass Man! I like how he's being launched off the toilet. What in the world do you think they were thinking when they wrote "use the pool as a mouse"? I can't imagine anything that would translate to that!
All I can think of is "don't use the pool as a toilet," but how that translates to "mouse" is beyond me, since I'm severely mono-lingual-ish (I've got some Spanish, but that's about it).
This is a fun way to start a Monday after a long weekend! Translation programs are great and sometimes offer some wonderfully funny and odd things.
I've been enjoying catching up on your latest sewing projects.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I want to see more!
(hey)Jude
I hold you in higest esteem for laughing out loud at these lovely translations. I especially like the powerful toilet. My husband and I were talking about fancy toilets last night and I don't him in no uncertain terns, never buy me a toilet that washes and dries!
The illustration for the toilet makes it look like some kind of fun ride! LOL
Those made me laugh out loud, too! We are a warped group....Hurted Ass Man!! I love that graphic.
Ok...so I've finished the skirt. Come over to my blog to see it!
xoxo Love to Earl
I am cracking up and now have the tears running down my face. Thanks for the humor!
LoveLOVE the skirt, Sunny! So cool--
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